(closes his eyes and hums, muttering) Looking for the spot. This is the greatest thrill of my life! (drives away). I just love it. Smithers: Thank you, sir. ], Bart: (enthusiastically) Whoa! One night only, at the Springfield Speedway! The following people have relatives who wish they could be here today: (reads from the paper) Antonowski, Conroy, Falcone, Martin, Thorsen, and Walsh. Something went wrong. Bart: (begging) Lisa, I beg of you, please forgive me. Selma: Definitely from our side of the family. Don't make me flick the lights on and off. Jacqueline: I would say something comforting, but you know, my voice. Abe: That's no way to lay a fire! I'm king of the world! You don't even care! (to Bart) You got someplace to sleep tonight, Bart? We'd like you to have a half-bottle of champagne for being such good sports. The Simpsons: Season: 2 Episode: 7 'Bart vs. Thanksgiving' is the seventh episode of the second season of The Simpsons and the twentieth episode overall. [They start fighting over the centerpiece]. (kicks the toy car away) For what? You can tell me not to do it, but you can't watch me 24 hours a day.
He only wants the glue because I'm using it. I learned a real lesson. [Bart returns to reality with his hand still poised to the doorknob]. Homer: (yelling) Bart! Homer insists jumping the gorge is too dangerous and forbids Bart to do it. Bart: (off-screen) Here you go, doll face. Of course, a stadium's much too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody seems to care! I didn't know TV was a dangerous influence. Where's your kindling? I know something that may discourage this behavior. And I don't know why I'll do it again! (falls backwards and passes out), [Santa's Little Helper eats the cookie, end of act 2], [Act 3 opens with two street bums named, Casey and Rory standing over the passed out Bart], [The scene cuts to Casey, Rory, Bart and Santa's Little Helper at the rescue center], [They enter inside the rescue mission and the volunteers are seen serving a hearty Thanksgiving dinner to an assortment of grateful down and outers, Bart slides over to the counter and receives his Thanksgiving dinner].
TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. " In the short, amongst other things, Mr. Burns would be making planes for the war effort at his aircraft plant, Bart's spiky hair would be replaced by a pointy Jughead cap and Moe Szyslak would be a dog. (he stomps down on the flowers in anger). [On the television, the Hurray For Everything is now seen leaving the Silverdome]. [The whole family laughs right in Bart's face]. People will say you're nuts. Things like that always happen in this family! (gets up from her seat and walks upstairs). Dinner! [Bart hands Rory the money as he and Santa's Little Helper rushes home while waving goodbye], [The scene cuts to Homer and Marge sitting on the couch in the living room while Officer Lou and Officer Eddie file out a report]. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. If you miss it, you better be dead or in jail. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. He found the daredevil scenes to be funny, but also appreciated the episode's scenes with "true heart".